4 people and champagne in a 5 star hotel suite

**update: I wasn't teasing you my darlings, standing someone up is the lowest form of cowardice! I've been delayed or cancelled (as with many of you I'm sure) due to drones at the airport! What on earth could I be getting up to on a Wednesday night? If you'd like to see, please watch UK… Continue reading 4 people and champagne in a 5 star hotel suite

Paperback unicorns and FREE ebook

So in the rest of what's left of 2018 I'll be working on bringing out the paperback. I want it to have a little something extra for you! As well as working with a wonderful illustrator, I'd like to give you some extra, previously unreleased content. In fact, I'd like to grant some wishes. I… Continue reading Paperback unicorns and FREE ebook

‘Hi, I followed you from Tinder. Want to meet?’ -does flirting on Instagram work?

I recently made an Instagram account for this blog, as part of my incredibly gradual takeover of social media (I doubt Zuckerberg and the Kardashians are worried). It seemed like a fun way to make small, quick and silly posts, find some new readers and participate in a 3 second, highly visual culture. There are… Continue reading ‘Hi, I followed you from Tinder. Want to meet?’ -does flirting on Instagram work?

Hunting unicorns

A no nonsense guide on how to bag the elusive spare F (aka unicorn, aka hot single bisexual female) for your fantasy threesome and hunt solo or in pairs for the highest success rate.

Sheep turned wolf turned shepherd My story: how you know I’m not talking out of my ass. (extract)

the smug bio. Yet I cannot tell you the ultimate answer without taking you through a bit of my journey, so I will skip the boring bits and be sure to include lots of sex and useful advice for you.