Category: humour

Happy February 14th: the Valentine’s Day Poem for Single Swingers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I used to quite like someone Maybe that's you. Bruises are blue And corpses are green, A scatter of fractured hearts Litter the scene. Souls turn to black And tears run to red, A hundred more follies Climb into my bed. Minds break like glass And love turns to… Continue reading Happy February 14th: the Valentine’s Day Poem for Single Swingers

Couples’ profiles: what the single women see

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So, you want to make a couples profile.  And why not?  Declare your intentions, do some universal ordering, and bag your goal, right?  

Really bad approaches

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Couples and single guys, please note the calibre of your competition. *Some have been recreated, but the conversations are all real, and are from myself and single girls I know personally.