Metamorphosis isn’t just for unicorns (Extract)

The reason we actually even started to think about expanding on our sexual experiences was somewhat random.  I was out with a gay friend in heaven and I got approached by a woman.  While flattered, I was too embarrassed and decided to decline, but it made me think a lot.  We spoke about the experience and discussed whether we would like to try a mff- we decided to give it a go but I think our attitude was more that we wanted to have an experience and didn’t really consider the other person.  I think we were probably very selfish….

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Starting swinging is like starting on a journey. A journey to adventurous lands, full of entertaining natives with odd sexual practices. Is it going to be a quick visit? A holiday? Are you going to go native and become one of the veteran swingers? It all depends, and you honestly never know when you start. One thing is for sure, knowing a few directions when you set off, a couple of local customs and the lingo is certainly helpful.

If your unicorn hunting journey so far hasn’t been the most fun or fruitful, fear not. this guide is made just for you. The swing scene should be fun. It should be filled with adventures, ticking off your bucket list items and meeting wonderful people. Sometimes, when you start? Especially if you have a very set goal? It just feels like endless work, for no reward.

Yet we all start somewhere. By taking the time to look at your expectations, the strategies you are using and considering the psychology of the other people involved, you will suddenly find that a whole world of possibilities opens up to you, whereas before you may as well have been banging your head against a brick wall.

Hunting unicorns is no easy feat. The reason for this is that they don’t want to be hunted in the way most people try to do it. Do it right and they will adore you, speak well of you to their unicorn friends and invite you places, play with you and help you tick off more of your wish-list than you ever hoped possible.

When we first start gymnastics, we all dream of doing the double-flip descent off the uneven bars. When we start martial arts, we all want to do a flying split kick like Bruce Lee. What we want is the glory- we want the manifestation of achieving the most difficult and impressive of acts. Yet these feats are only accomplished by years of unseen work that goes into them. Training, coaching, practice, commitment. Being able to hunt unicorns for MFF threesomes is not dissimilar. Achieving it regularly and with apparent ease is not something you’ll likely be able to do overnight. Rather than committing to the goal, commit to the journey. You will not only succeed, you will learn so much more and have a great deal more fun on the way.

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  2. I recently started following your blog and I am finding it very informative. Do you have any posts in your archives that have advice for that female who is looking to be a “Unicorn” for the first time?

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    • There are already some other articles about this elsewhere, but you might like to read the unicorn interviews and bareback heart. You’ll find it easy to get willing couples, but the best thing you can possibly do is get in with a group of other unicorns. They will be your mentors, sanity and salvation. They will be the only ones who will still treat you like a valuable human being at the end of the day.

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